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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 8:43 pm 
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This is a forum game, post something similar to what I use. IE "You see someone in camo and scream 'CREEPER!'"

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You know you've played too much minecraft when you turn on every light in your house so monsters don't spawn

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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:08 pm 
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you know you've been playing minecraft too long when you freak out at the sight of a spherical object

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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:12 pm 
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You know you've been playing minecraft too long when you punch your tree for wood to make a new door ^^

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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:19 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you arrange office supplies in groups of 64


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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:44 pm 
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Okay, anyways...

You know you've played minecraft too much when you try to punch trees, then go to the hospital for broken knuckles

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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:45 pm 
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:O Just thought of another...
You know you've played minecraft too much when you hit your dog with porkchop because it's on low health

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PostPosted: Tue 27 Dec, 2011 - 11:53 pm 
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you know you've played minecraft too much when you put a hat on your head and feel the presence of extra protection

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 1:29 am 
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You know you've played to much minecraft when you eat watermelon to heal your broken bones.


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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 4:20 am 
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You know when you've played too much Minecraft when everytime you see something new you say "Yes! A new Update!"


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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 4:36 am 
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You know you've played to much Minecraft when you start punching sheep and get called in by the ASPCA.


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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 5:08 am 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you hit your C.D player trying to make it play music :p


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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 5:19 am 
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I do that to my tv, computer, cd player and anything electronic in my house.


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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 3:05 pm 
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You know you play too much Minecraft when you refuse to make eye contact with people for fear their eyes will be purple.

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 4:28 pm 
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you know you've been playing too much minecraft when you see a pig and have the urge to ride on its back

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 5:15 pm 
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You know you play too much Minecraft when you believe there's such things as wood blocks.

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 5:52 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 6:02 pm 
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However that isn't grown in the wild. Try chopping down trees and see what you'll get.

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 7:05 pm 
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ok ok!
i get the idea!!

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 10:39 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you try to use /about on your broken window in real life... Trust me, doesn't work out well.

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PostPosted: Wed 28 Dec, 2011 - 11:06 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you try riding a pig and you discover the horse saddle's too large to ride the pig with.


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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 12:23 pm 
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You know you've played too much Minecraft when you call The Great Wall of China a giant cuboid.

Thought of it myself ..o.0


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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 3:26 pm 
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A little dark...

You know you play too much Minecraft when you dig up graves to help your garden grow...

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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 4:07 pm 
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You know you play too much Minecraft when kill chickens for feathers.


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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 4:08 pm 
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you know you've played minecraft too much when you try to double press W to run faster.

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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 4:10 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you rave about real life graphics.


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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 6:20 pm 
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Igloosaurus wrote:
you know you've played minecraft too much when you try to double press W to run faster.

been there. . . done that and it hasn't stopped

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PostPosted: Mon 02 Jan, 2012 - 6:58 pm 
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u know uve played too much minecraft when u get some lava in a bucket and put it in ur house

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PostPosted: Sun 08 Jan, 2012 - 7:24 am 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you start digging up the road and get called for criminal damage


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PostPosted: Sun 08 Jan, 2012 - 7:14 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you're suddenly uninterested in horses and really into pigs. Which hopefully I'll never do that cause a pig ate my hamburger once.


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PostPosted: Sun 08 Jan, 2012 - 7:31 pm 
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tYou know you've played too much minecraft when every sentence you write begins with a t because you're used to pressing it first.

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PostPosted: Mon 09 Jan, 2012 - 4:17 am 
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Lol, I can't stand pressing T. I change it to enter every time I come on, unless I haven't played smp before that (when I play smp, it changed my controls for classic).


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PostPosted: Mon 09 Jan, 2012 - 4:01 pm 
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i know uve layed too much minecraft when u dont use cement in between bricks...

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PostPosted: Mon 09 Jan, 2012 - 5:50 pm 
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and you know uve played too much minecraft when u punch a door in attempt to open it

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PostPosted: Mon 09 Jan, 2012 - 6:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon 09 Jan, 2012 - 8:40 pm 
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Uh, thanks?

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PostPosted: Sat 14 Jan, 2012 - 1:20 am 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you buy a foam pickaxe and start to smash rocks with it..

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PostPosted: Sat 14 Jan, 2012 - 1:34 am 
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you know when you've played too much minecraft when you keep saying an arrow to my knee...

Wait!!! wrong game!!!

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PostPosted: Sat 14 Jan, 2012 - 8:44 pm 
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you know you've played too much minecraft when you put on some different clothes, you consider it a new skin.


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PostPosted: Thu 26 Jan, 2012 - 3:27 am 
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You know you have played too much minecraft when you can't understand how a wheel works.

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PostPosted: Thu 26 Jan, 2012 - 4:46 am 
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When you spell bucket, "Bukkit" in a spelling test

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PostPosted: Wed 01 Feb, 2012 - 10:48 pm 
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When your hand automatically hovers over 'wasd' when you go on the computer :P

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PostPosted: Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 12:14 am 
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You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.


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PostPosted: Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 12:41 am 
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you come to the terrible realization that you can't install a mod to make your life easier in real life.

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PostPosted: Sat 04 Feb, 2012 - 11:58 pm 
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You knwo you've played too much minecraft when you dream in pixels.

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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2012 - 4:17 am 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you look something cool and say "I should /b that and find out who made it".
I think I really had this happen the onther day o.o

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PostPosted: Thu 01 Mar, 2012 - 1:25 am 
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When you throw sugar eggs and milk on a counter and expect cake :3


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PostPosted: Thu 01 Mar, 2012 - 2:31 am 
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when you win he game

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PostPosted: Thu 01 Mar, 2012 - 5:20 pm 
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I LOST THE GAME

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PostPosted: Fri 02 Mar, 2012 - 6:25 am 
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Geran, you've made me lose twice D:


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PostPosted: Mon 12 Mar, 2012 - 1:29 pm 
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You know you've played too much minecraft when you try to start any cheat code with /... even on sims -.-

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